Ready for take off

Good afternoon ladies and gentlemen and welcome to SAS.
We hope your flight is enjoyable and our flight attendants are
here to insure your ride is as pleasant as possible.
Seat backs and tray tables must be in the upright and locked position
during the take-off and landing. All carry-on luggage must be stowed
in an over-head compartment or under the seat in front of you.

If you are seated in an emergency exit aisle and feel as though you are unable
or unwilling to assist in case of an emergency, please notify a flight
attendant immediately. All eletrical equipment, including cell phones, 2-way
pagers, portable CD players, laptops, etc. should remain in the off position
until the pilot notifies us that we areat a safe flying altitude.

We realize you had many choices and on behalf of all of us at SAS,
we'd like to thank you for flying with us. We hope you have a wonderful
stay wherever your destination may be, and remember be careful when
retrieving your items, as during the flight they may have shifted and might
fall on you or your neighbor's head and knock you the fuck out.


I mor'n är det flygdags!

/Zázzi

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